They’re out of money and this is their cover story.

OK. How does it wash your ass?

Just seems like a lot of downside for a $350,000 device that can barely do the job of a shower.

“The user lies down…”

How does it wash your back?

I’ve been wearing Rayban glasses for years, but at this point I think I’m going to have to look for a different brand, because we’re very quickly going to get to the point where anyone wearing them immediately becomes suspect.

There’s also going to be an obstacle course based on ‘Squid Game.’

They could not have missed the point harder if they’d tried.

This literally reads like something out of Black Mirror.