I opened the door to a shed and found this guy sitting in the middle of the floor. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen one this big in the wild. My coworker said it was nice enough to be out in the open and not hiding somewhere I had to put my hands.
Did you get over there?
Oh ya, it was a big one but it’s still a lot smaller than me.
What a complete gentleman. Just chilling out in the open, no ulterior motives, sits still for his fitting appointment.
I choose to believe he donned a little top hat and walked out quietly
You can kinda see the monacle in the third picture.
Granger, for the ones who get stung
Did you lick it?
I think Gale would disapprove.
I found a 2 inch scorpion in my shorts last year. Glad he wasn’t a whopper like that big boy
What about the width of a lane of the road?
Critters in shops and warehouses are always fun. It never fails, some big snake/spider/scorpion/etc moseys in, and there’s one guy hiding in the break room until its gone and another guy taking pictures of it because it’s cute.
holy shit
did you die
Rock you like a hurricane!
