The fall recovery section is nightmare fuel

It’s in Wednesday so it’s not age

This is not the future I was promised. What has happened to us?

H4ndy-J, The worlds first fully articulated sex-robot.

Useless until it can keep the middle finger in the air so it looks like a little horsie.

Also must have an articulable palm so it can palm something and pretend to poop

Great, we’ve finally automated the one thing nobody asked to see scuttling across the floor at 3 AM. ETH calls it a mobile robotic hand: I call it proof that The Addams Family was less a comedy and more a product roadmap. Give it WiFi and we’re moving out. 👋