I think this would be the best contract to sign. Including BS like that in it would make it easy to argue the contract is completely void. And given the timeline and threat of being fired. You can also argue it was obviously signed under duress.

That they would produce a legal document with a clause like that and in such a childish format speaks of the general sleaziness of crypto.

Huh, a guy I went to college with actually worked for EF for about 5 years. Looks like he left and joined Argot Collective a few months ago, though. Though I’m curious how different the culture there actually is.

For anyone looking for the full PDF: https://ethereum.foundation/ef-mandate.pdf

Looks like the funny money bros running the fucking cringeshit cult must come from 8chan.

This is on par with Aum Shinrikyo and Happy Science. Shades of Lychee Light Club.

Another reason to yell FUCK CRYPTO.

Seppuku if they don’t keep things open source? Wow that’s messed up!

Man children are running everything!

Jesus Fucking Christ.

The decomposing corpse of the blockchain cult is getting even weirder than it was at the peak of the mania.

“If you reward making a stink with outcomes, then everyone will know that essentially making that kind of show both internally and externally is the way to cause outcomes inside of the EF,” he said, according to the lawsuit, which cited a recorded conversation between the pair.

So he doubled down instead of removing a suicide pledge? Legitimately insane. Now he’s getting sued because of it. But from his point of view it was more about asserting who was in charge. He’s insane.

Ya all take this way too seriously. That seppuku license (definitely not enforceable in court btw) has probably been written after snorting a thick line of coke. These are crypto bros after all.