They probably pushed AI slop code into production, so no one knows what broke.
It’s still down. 9 hours later. Don’t worry. It’s only everything.

GTFO of the cloud, people.
Defender is acting up too

Oh no, not Copilot!
But I don’t actually know how to do anything! I ain’t gonna learn shit on my own, that’s just silly.
Yet for some ungodly reason, teams still works. Fucking microsoft, can’t even fuck up correctly…
I’ve been sick most of the week and was surprised to see my missed email log was only 451 emails.
Then the number didn’t go up.
I’m in for some hurt when it comes back.
Teams costs extra, so it’s on a different system.
Teams is not impacted unfortunately.
It’s partially impacted. Among other things, I can’t see anyone’s online status.
well if teams was down i wouldn’t have gotten the good news that copilot was down so
We’re having issues with Teams with any type of scheduled meeting. Authentication is also really unreliable. Direct P2P calls work fine so far.
This is just standard operation for them.
One drive is acting up too
can’t drive and there is no copilot, not the best outlook
Word.
Excel (typo, I know 😉) at being undistracted by slop
I’m sure there are teams of explorers eager to clip the problems
Slow clap
They took the ram chips out of their email server and put them in their AI server, but they didn’t snap down the little white thingies.
Yep!
Also side note i found today. Teams auto corrects Drumpf to Trump (which is actually his fake name).
Boot licking fascist scum microslop can die 😘
A big part of my job is sending/answering e-mails in Outlook. I’m enjoying the quiet lol.
I had just completed my required scheduled enterprise password update when things went all screwy. That usually happens on a password update but it seemed extra bitter this time around.
All the while I still endured a stream of Teams nonsense. Figures
Oh no Teams?
Teams has been fine for me.





