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    8 months ago

    There once was a man from Lagrasse

    Who’s balls were made of fine brass

    When in stormy weather, they would clack together

    And sparks would shoot out of his ass

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      8 months ago

      There once was a man from Lagrasse

      And his name was Hugh Joseph Ass

      He sat on a chair, occupied by a bear

      And it vanished into the crevasse