Deacon

Everything goes to my alter-ego, Junky Brewster.

Looks exactly like whatever random anonymous “hoteling” office I might occupy on a given day. Corporate America sucks.

I’m not saying this because she’s a billionaire, and this is really nothing against her, her looks, or her music, but I never found Taylor Swift to be, like, sexy. She’s quite beautiful and very talented but she’s just not who comes to mind when I think of slinky sexiness.