Welp. It was a good run.

That’s So Microsoft!™

Aw maaaaan

Save their asses again, taxpayers

. . . So?

I mean, this is how I justified tim apple’s participation in the techno bunghole club with the gold-based-corning glass sacrifice. Six months in, get in, throw some shit in the air, get out. Fine, i disagree, but whatever.

But this is nothing. This is just stupid. An EO is nothing. And frankly even the most pedestrian trump watcher knows he’d TACO before losing $1 over “lake fucking america”. So it looks really bad for The Fucking New Guy to pre-cave on nothing that’s this goddamn stupid.

One of the marketing managers was flayed on a spit. Jeez rtfa!

/s yeah its lame but wygd, quit? In this context I read it as employee morale takes a kick in the ‘nards so go poach some applers or expect bad stuff to happen there next. Both being bad for apple and both the result of some internal chatter.

Maybe. It’s inauspicious at best.

Fake news. No rocket roller skates.

lol

We’re in danger

It’s totally sweet. The underlined part suggests Andy Williams records were a part of their Christmas traditions.

I didn’t think he was gonna do “Moon River” and then BAM! Second encore!

TIHI

Beats parenting.

People, people. This is WIRED.

This is what they do.

1994. “Here Come the Zippies”

Sweet. Some silver sparkle spray paint and its ready for the hall of fame.

This guy burst-tests

Malware installed on a device running macOS, iOS, and Android, for instance, has no ability to defeat this isolation unless the OS itself is compromised through some sort of exotic zero-day exploit. So far, these assumptions have been proven correct in real-world practice.

The lone exception is Windows.

Mmmmm.

Pull the other one, it plays jingle bells.

Wait - they pay . . . for “Premium” . . . and still have fucking ads?

lol