No seriously, this isn’t a joke I’m putting here ironically two hours after making the original comment; I sincerely am looking for a real fat bitch in the general Tempe/Phoenix area. Like, if you got herpes, we’ll figure something out, but if you just fat, I annihilating that adipose aplenty pussy, girl. Damn. Nine hundo pounds? Well, I insist we record this, cuz if we put this ish on a “church” website, well, that’s six figures, easy. The cattle can’t help themselves. Fuck. You just put a titty on the internets now, you make four figures. Fuck, I hate flesh golems, but they so damn sexy…

I asked my penis, she said start using the bitch. I said I beat you daily and she starts talking about ass and pussy and it’s like I might be the second coming but I ain’t no miracle worker, aight? Fucking get off my dick already, you fucking dick, amirite?

Mine said I’m a pedophile. I’m very insulted. That’s not the right word. I just look at all the feet products! Toe creases are the meaning of life, ok!

Do you smell popcorn?

Ah good. He was in goods with the secret police that’s two thousand or so years old that’s described in the New Testament at an eighth grade reading level, that is a good thing, and I am glad. For additional clarification, I want to make sure that you have understood that I have called out the farce of the police state that is using my still-living and very real bud Jeff’s reputation as a scaffold for thems child hooker things and trafficking and the like, but y’know, we all know how engrossed you are in that nine-figure industry as you are, cardboardboxfort. We see your search history over here in Quantico, or wherever tf you think I am.

Obviously this is counterintelligence. They are, in fact, pushing the world’s fastest plane. That’s why it goes so fast, actually. The occult science these NASA dogs do thorns, y’know?

Why don’t we just make the internet baded in Antarctica so that then all the country nations of state do habe the ability to as impetus describes all the borders do that which come out. Obviously, this eould just solve the internet. We know it do gooder is me being. Obviously.